I'm sure the games are wonderful and all that, but... or maybe I'm just jealous that the old Atari 8-bits couldn't really handle a game like that. Also, apologies to anyone I played Facebook Pillow Fights with, or tried to poke. At least with pokes, there aren't extra levels... levels of pokes. Pillow Fights had levels! Bigger pillows, different stuffing, more expensive pillowcases, American-made stitching from unionized labor, on and on it goes, and round and round. Also, help me come up with a catchy ___ and ___ phrase to call these affairs. Lava and Stick? Gate and Fluid? Valve and Liquid Danger?
