Francis Ford Cohen's "Scooter", Level 4 - Blue Level Blue

You disappoint me, Internet.  Not the content, just the lack of bandwidth I seem to have.  See, I can either download a 75MB album from YouTube or play Candy Crush (regular)... but I can't have both.  Never should've given up being a grad student.  Anyway, yeah.  Even the players of "Cohen's Towers" on YouTube are, like, I'll do it, but I'm not going to actually beat the game here.  Too much psychological torture.  Well, the mail room's tough!  It's not for the faint of heart!
Anyway, we're back to the Roombas that shoot lightning out their ass.  Especially frustrating when you get to the farthest quadrant of this particular game board.  We get the unbeatable combination of floor escalators and those damn bullet-shooting pipes again.  Well, the pipes need all the unfair advantages they can get, frankly.  They're kinda little to no good by themselves.  They benefit from distractions.  It's like when the Three Stooges try to multitask, or how you have three of the four Pac-Man ghosts going after you like a bitch.  Meanwhile, Clyde's just running around going Doop dee Doo dee Doo, like he's on the Weed, you know?  NOT explicitly chasing after you, and yet!  Who gets you every time?  That bastard Clyde!