Tuesday, May 26, 2015


Welp, I failed.  I was in the sauna at the gym today and two old guys were talking.  One was lamenting that he ever bought a Nintendo... whichever (he rattled off a bunch of names like "GameCube" and "64"), and the other said that he never even liked Pac-Man.  Guess you just gotta pick your poison in this life... whether it's movies, comic books, or video games.  Also, I'm sitting here in the dark, cross-legged on my floor, with a laptop on a banker's box... but on the bright side, I did just catch a flea!  I tried to kill it by rubbing it on the non-keyboard part of the laptop, but it's too smooth.  God, I hate fleas.  Miniature versions of the alien in the Alien movies, only much worse.  Having the cat is almost not worth it, I dare say!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Official federal Typing Test game (suggested)

...yup, there it is, all right.  Do well enough on this test, and you'll get to type 40 words per minute for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for the rest of your life, for $2,000 a month.  What's not to like?  Of course, typing 40 words per minute for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for the rest of your life... that's a young man's game.  They don't want some old piece of...

Saturday, May 16, 2015

My prayers have been answered!

And I have the nerve to call myself a programmer!  Look what someone came up with!  A complete Gateway to Apshai map!  Complete with bug.  Apparently, the original programmers weren't able to make their own logic airtight.  Still, who can blame them?  I mean, to cram 8 levels, 16 dungeons and 7,680 rooms into 24K?  Something's bound to give... I mean, got to give.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Games That Exist

Oh, I don't doubt that the game exists.  Of course, its makers are finding that players aren't using it as they originally intended...............