Like all bloggers everywhere, I'm going to keep going until the right person comes along and posts a comment that says "UR an idiot"... at which point I'm going to cry, soil myself, and stop forever... not necessarily in that order, of course
Monday, March 13, 2017
Frank Cohen's "Scooter," Level 5
Whelp, there it is! The purple-y level 5. The balloons on wheels from level 1 are back. The only new feature (visible) is that there's a transport that will take you from one isolated part of the level to another... I'm pretty sure it's a Fire Code hazard. You know, only the movie Spaceballs seems to address the fact that non-Jason Statham-based transporters of matter might malfunction. I mean, every thing man-made, made by men (and women) eventually breaks down, right? Take our crumbling infrastructure, for one. As Republican politicians often say, "Our infrastructure is crumbling... and getting crumbling-er." But let's leave that aside for now, because there is a whimsical side to "Scooter"'s new-fangled transports. When you step on one of these transports, well... my words fail to do it justice. Probably. Needles to say, these transports seem a lot less high-tech when you pass through them. Good gaming tip: once you use them, you can't use them for a couple seconds, thereby giving you ample time to stomp on the dots inevitably near their entrance.